My dog had an impacted anal gland. It exploded this morning, in the car, on the way to the vet. She will be okay, but she is currently wedged in the back of her crate, crying and smelling really bad.

We just spent all our money on her.

And I am recovering from shock. Exploding butt noises from dog crate plus doggy whimpers plus really bad smell, like if a penny could organically decompose (but not oxidation, smart ass) plus like 4 kinds of dog bodily fluid in abundance at the vet’s office equals one grossed out, fatigued, broke lovely wife.

I will NOT be posting pics.

3 Responses to “It’s okay - it wasn’t Bubonic Butt Plague”

  1. Ferrari says:

    And I think I spoke for all your readership regarding the lack of pics when I say…

    THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

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